ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

(via leftforbed)

vacationpartydad420:

*listens to korn once*

vacationpartydad420:

*listens to korn once*

(via disgustinghuman)

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

(via mediocregrandma)

paraxveil:

you think you’re always late? i hung my first mcr poster 30 min before they announced their break up

(via swagalodon)

darlinghanniechan:

Breaking news: WalMart has 15 dollar cosplay

darlinghanniechan:

Breaking news: WalMart has 15 dollar cosplay

(via very-killua)

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via mediocregrandma)

heckup:

free! monster au where makoto is a werewolf and he loves cats but they are scared of him and he cries when they run away

(via doctormemelordmd)

(via demeaniac)

the-chandelier-swing:

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foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via kingisnitroreblogs)

ryo-maybe:

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.

(via le-aki)

prudolf:

I need to remind you all how I look again #selfietime

prudolf:

I need to remind you all how I look again #selfietime

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

(via kuzu-peko)